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From Meet the Press today:

MR. GREGORY:  And Alito's response? 

MR. AXELROD:  Well, I–look, we–in this weird political season, we've become accustomed to unusual outbursts in the chamber during these speeches, so.

"Unusual outbursts." Now that's a reframe if ever I heard one! 

How's about inappropriate and disrespectful behavior? 

If you are too wise and humble to say so, Mr. Axelrod (which I appreciate and admire), 

… allow me say it for you! 

And Alito's response? 
Inappropriate and disrespectful! (Tamarika)

I received this joke in an email this morning from my mother-in-law, JJ. I share it with you … here: 

A group of 40 years old buddies discussed where they should meet for dinner. 

Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitress's there had low cut blouses and were very young.

10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible and they even had an elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before. 

I raise my coffee cup to us all! Happy days ahead! Thanks, JJ!